Well, the 3Par bidding war saga looks to be coming to an end as HP's final $33 offer has been accepted and Dell has pulled out of the race.

It makes you wonder about the "efficient market" theory, doesn't it? I mean, here is a stock that was trading around $10 and basically flatlined for about a year, only to suddenly increase by more than 300% in a period of three weeks. The market certainly wasn't efficient at pricing 3Par shares.

Here are the latest stats on 3Par at the current near-$33 level:

Market Cap: $2B

Forward P/E: 122

Revenue (TTM) $203M

Price/Sales (TTM): 9.84

Enterprise value/EBITDA: 294

Hmmm. Not sure I'd call that a bargain.

Onto the rest of the news:

• The Atlantic coast of the U.S. is prepping for Hurricane Earl (New York Times).
• Andy Roddick is out at the U.S. Open (Wall Street Journal). But the real reason to cite this story is because of this great line: "Andy Roddick’s early exit breaks the hearts of T.V. producers dependent on repeated Brooklyn Decker reaction shots"
• 3G Capital is acquiring Burger King (Wall Street Journal). Will that yield downloadable mobile burgers?
• Bernanke admits he "wasn't straightforward" on Lehman (Bloomberg). According to my thesaurus, here are some synonyms for being "not straightforward": dishonest, crafty, crooked, deceitful, evasive, fraudulent, oblique, shady, shifty, sly, surreptitious, tricky.
• Jobless claims decline (CNNMoney.com). Barely.
• Ten questions and answers on Apple TV (PCMag). Silliest uestion: Does Apple have a Twitter killer?
• In case you haven't refinanced yet, you might want to note the current 30-year mortgage is at 4.32% which is a new all-time record since records starting being kept in 1971 (did they not have mortgages before 1971?) (Wall Street Journal).
• Most interesting financial headline of the day: "I'm selling the house and piling the proceeds into Greek government bonds." (Telegraph)
• The verdict is in: People hate the new Digg (Mashable). Yes, I do too.

Is there a more explosive economic concept than combining iProducts with China? Didn't think so. In that vein, MarketWatch reports that China Unicom starts to ship iPhone 4 in China next month.

Our mind is boggled by the concept of hundreds of millions of frenetic Chinese citizens roaming the fastest growing country on earth clutching iPhones and iPads.

On to the rest of the news:

Well, what's more important -- a generous severance package or avoiding being disgraced by a sketchy expense-account scandal involving a sub-contractor that happens to be a reality-show actress? That's the moral balance former HP boss Mark Hurd is contemplating this morning.

Hurd resigned on Friday after the Hewlett-Packard board had decided he had broken company policies by falsifying expenses and conducting a personal relationship with a contractor named Jodie Fisher, a former "actress" (yes she has been in porn) and a reality TV contestant. Meanwhile, Hurd's severance package could reach $40 million, reports CNBC.

Pretty weird. Pretty creepy, and I imagine it will only get more so. Here's some other goings-on in the news:

• Skype files to raise $100 million in an IPO (Bloomberg). The phone calls might be free, but the investment bankers won't be, I'm sure.
• Naomi Campbell took blood diamonds from a brutal dictator. She also flirted with him. Mia Farrow is testifying against her, saying she lied about it (ABCNews). I just find this story fascinating. Maybe Mark Hurd is involved as well?
• Yet another Black Swan event: Tiger Woods now sucks at golf (WSJ). He might not even make the Ryder Cup.
• Apple's executive in charge of the iPhone has left the company after only one year (PCWorld). Yeah, but how weird is it that his name is "Mark Papermaster"? Is he related to Chris Moneymaker?
• Is Net Neutrality Socialism? (PCWorld). Some broadband apps are more equal than others.
• A giant ice-sheet is breaking off a Greeland glacier (BBC). I don't know if y'all saw "Day After Tomorrow," but I think that means it's about to get really cold, before it gets really hot. Or something. As long as it doesn't involve Randy Quaid playing a scientist again, I'm cool with that.
• Needham says AAPL will go to $375 (Macnn). But can they do it with out Mark Papermaster?
• Why do people hoard (Time). I'm glad we have those serious journalists over at Time to answer these important questions for us.

The engine of value creation, economic growth, and mortgage payments is jobs. To build stuff, you still need to hire people. Unfortunately this morning's jobs report was a bit of a disappointment, as private-sector jobs creation fell short of expectations, growing by only 71,000 for the month.

Unemployment remains elevated, with the number of unemployed persons, at 14.6 million, and the unemploymen rate, at 9.5 percent, unchanged in July, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) report.

Where are the jobs? Healthcare, and surprisingly, manufacturing. Healthcare added 27,000 jobs and manufacturing employment increased by 36,000 jobs in the month.

I've been doing my own research in the technology industry, and I will say, I have noticed an uptick in activity lately. Two sources at Internet jobs boards indicated that jobs listings are growing. Individual companies have also been expanding their hiring. For example, take a look at the "Careers" page of Right Now Technologies, a local company I have been following here in Montana. Their listings have expanded to 58 people.

Now, 58 jobs is not enough to counteract the macro trend, but it's clear that there is still growth in innovation markets (hey, I had to find the positive spin somewhere).

On to more of the news:

• CNN's take on the jobs market. Before you read this, you have to realize the big headline loss was in temporary Census workers.
• Wheat prices are hitting highs on the Russian drought situation. Meanwhile, millions of metric tons of wheat are rotting in India (AP).
• Activision Blizzard fell on disappointing results (AP). No blizzard of cash, apparently.
• Yoko Ono says the Beatles won't be coming to iTunes any time soon (AppleInsider). As long as they keep Yoko Ono's music off iTunes as well, we'll be okay.
• Mixed metaphor of the day: "RIM, Adobe, and Microsoft Grasping at Mobile Straws" (PCWorld). I am trying very hard to imagine what a mobile straw is. Aren't all straws mobile?
• All 1,000 studemts at Kearns High School in Utah will get an iPod touch (Salt Lake Tribune). And just in case you don't know how to get some people riled up -- point out that these were bought with stimulus money!
• Neither Google or Verizon officials are talking about the latest net neutrality kerfuffle -- the rumors that they're going to do a "deal" for tiered traffic pricing (CNET). Meanwhile, I'm still campaigning for beer neutrality -- all the beer you can drink.
• 1 million little brown bats have been killed by a disease known as white-nose syndrome (BBC). That's not to be confused with white-man syndrome, which renders Silicon Valley executives unable to stomp their feet in rhythm to soul music.
• Japanese social games company DeNA is on track for $1B in revenue (TechCrunch).That's a lot of sushi.
• Avere Systems raises $17 million (VentureBeat).

Well, who doesn't like to say, "I told ya so?" I certainly do, which is why I'm pointing out that Intel has settled (again) with the Federal Trade Commission (FTC), promising to stop using bundled pricing to keep down the competition. On June 24 we pointed out that a variety of sources were expecting a settlement soon, with a minor wrist slap for Intel.

It has turned into a complete non-event. Investors today reacted with a yawn, as Intel shares in afternoon trading were exactly flat, at $20.71. 

In other news:

• BP says it has the oil spill solved (Washington Post). Really. No, this time, you should believe them.
• Apple rumor mills are already cranking up for the fall, with speculation over the iPhone 5 and iPad mini (CNET). Also coming: iPad Double-mini, iPhoneMiniPad, the iPodPad, the iToilet, and the iToldYaSo.
• Why the UAE is done with the Blackberry (WSJ).
• ISM service index expanded in July (Bloomberg). Apparently, there was a surge in sales of Big Macs.
• Billionaires like Bill Gates and Larry Ellison are pledging more money to charity (WSJ).
• Time Warner revenues and earnings increased (TheStreet.com). Just in case it sounds foreign, let's repeat that: Time Warner revenues and earnings increased!
• ADP sees slight uptick in jobs (Forbes). Apparently that Big Mac surge forced McDonalds to hire.
• Priceline and Electronic Arts helped boost tech stocks (MarketWatch).
• Toyota's back with $2.2B in profit (Detroit Free Press). I don't know why I used the DFP link. Mildly sadistic, I guess.
• Senators are taking for-profit education to the woodshed (Reuters). Fifteen schools investigated.

Very interesting article by Peter Kafka in AllThingsD this morning about Time Inc.'s frustration with Apple. Apparently Time executives are mystified as to why Apple won't give them control to sell their own subscriptions via an app for the iPad.

Well, I'll tell you why: Apple loves to control the billing relationship. They don't want to give it up. This was the brilliance of iTunes and how they ended up taking control of digital music from the music industry. It was the music industry's huge strategic error. Apple knows that if they control the billing relationship, they control the access to the customer, and therefore can dictate the terms of just about any ecommerce relationship.

Why Time Inc. executives are so "mystified" by this is a mystery to me. Apparently their magazine executives are not talking to executives in the same company that got reamed in the music business. Apple wants to control billing, they want to control pricing, and they want to control the consumer. Period. You want to try to mess with that? Take a hike.

This is one reason why I don't think the iPad will be the "savior" of the media industry that everybody has made it out to be. Unless Apple opens up, and starts sharing a bigger piece of the pie with content and applications producers, it will be the same movie all over again.

The Wall Street Journal pay survey is a fascinating read. My initial impression was surprise that Steve Jobs was only number five. But the thing that shocked me the most is that Barry Diller, the CEO of IACI, is number two on that list, having made $1.14B over the years 2000-1010.

This is egregious. Not because Barry Diller is incompetent. He's a a smart guy, and a media visionary. It's because it's way out of line with what his company did. If you include Expedia shares, an IACI spinoff, IACI shareholders lost 18% over the decade period in which Dillar's compenstation was measured, according to the Wall Street Journal. In fact, IACI alone stock fell 80% during the time that Barry Diller made $1B.

I read somewhere recently that watching the market these days is like watching a squirrel trying to cross the street. It zigs, it zags, you're not sure if it will make it to the forest or get flattened by a bus. Couldn't think of a better metaphor.

How else to explain a market that gives up 8% one month and gains it all back another, only to sell off when consumer confidence numbers are announced? And by the way, how do you explain the fact that the market is at highs while consumer confidence is at a five-month low? The answer: We are all squirrels, zigging and zagging randomly across a economically screwed up landscape, trying to find our way.

If there's any good news to be had, it's that the cost of debt is approaching an all-time low. Greeaaaattttt!!! Go borrow some money (if anybody will lend it to you). Yes, today, the 30-year mortgage yield hit all-time lows. Can you figure it out? I can't.

Onto more of the news:

• DuPont profits top estimates, raises guidance (Bloomberg). Well, at least we're still selling tons of chemicals.
• So, we're now back to zero (Bloomberg). Is that really something to get excited about?
• Apple has a new "27-inch Cinema Display." (Apple) Translation: Apple is selling TVs.
• Yes, ComScore is cooking Yahoo's numbers (TechCrunch). And Yahoo is pissed.
• BP CEO Tony Hayward -- one of the most popular people in the Gulf States -- is being banished to Sibera (AP).
• Among Hayward's parting words, before he heads of to a Siberia oil-executive slave camp (we wish): BP was 'a model of social corporate responsibility' (The Guardian). Can somebody, uh, shut this guy up?
• Funnest headline of the day: Blagojevich lawyer may be muzzled (Chicago Tribune). Why stop with the lawyer?
• Fannie and Freddie conference to convene (MarketWatch). Lawmakers said to start with a game of "pin the losses on the asshole."
• Home prices show stability after modest gain (CNNMoney). All five people who still have equity in their homes said to be ecstatic.

Tech earnings reports are rolling in like Budeweisers in a NASCAR infield, and we've got it covered. What's striking is the range of results, from earnings bombs like Netflix, and Amazon, to solid efforts from blue chips Apple and Microsoft.

Here's our recap of the Winners and Losers of earnings season:

Funny how fortunes swing. Just a few weeks ago, BP was racing quickly to the bottom as Apple was contemplating world domination. This week, their fortunes have reversed -- if only a bit -- as Apple confronts antenna engineering problems and BP's shares are on the rebound on the promise of an oil cap and/or takeover.

Apple shares were down 3.73 (1.45%) to $249 and BP shares rose .84 (2.3%) to $37.02 in midday trading. Apple will be holding a press conference on Friday, as its antenna problems on the iPhone 4 appear to be expanding.

Read on, for the full news:

• An Apple engineer alerted CEO Steve Jobs to the presence of an antenna problem, reports Bloomberg.
• U.S. Sen. Schumer has written a letter to Steve Jobs about the iPhone 4 problems (AppleInsider). Dear Steve, my phone's not working. Can you fix it for a tax break?
• The antenna problems don't seem to be stopping Apple's rollout of new products -- an 11.6-inch MacBook and new iPod Touch are on the way (DigiTimes).
• Here's some fun: A writer says the Droid X self-destructs if you try to modify it (MobileCrunch).
• If the Droid X is a big success, Verizon may not need the iPhone, says the New York Times. Somehow we doubt that.
• The Pentagon is running out of funds (Reuters). Soon to be downgraded to a Triangle.
• Manufacturing data bad = stocks down (Bloomberg). One question I've always had: If the stock market is "forward looking" and "discounting," why can it react so violently to news?
• Billionaire Carlos Slim is digging for gold in Mexico (Bloomberg). Funny how even Billionaires want to find more money, isn't it? I mean, I'd hit the beach after the first $2B.
• BP says it's repaired the cap on the well and a test is proceeding (New York Times). We can only hope this doesn't end in another disappointment.
• I've seen lots of folks distributing the "Methane Bubble Doomsday" story on the social networks. Other journalists appear to be debunking it. Don't believe everything you read on the Internet, folks!
• Thierry Henry has retired from International football (WSJ). All washed up, at 32 years old, apparently. Hello MLS!
• I just don't know what to think of this headline. What do you think? Woman With World's Largest Breasts Fights For Life.
• 2.5 million muslims are threatening to quit Facebook (tnerd).